Reviews
Lyons' writing is fast-paced, with crackling dialogue and an unguessable plot that will keep readers engaged from start to finish. The author has created a truly unique world, where cyborgs and self-improvement collide with the horrors of the LA dating scene. The story is equal parts hilarious and terrifying, with vivid characters and plot twists galore.
- Chris Roy
"A hilarious bizarroid science fiction horror thriller, with great vivid characters, crackling first-rate dialogue, nonstop momentum and unguessable plot twists galore. Rarely does a book make me laugh out loud this often, while keeping me engaged in the delirious drama unfolding."
- John Skipp, Wonderland Award winning author of Don't Push the Button
What struck me with this novel (and it struck me, I've read it feverishly over a forty-eight hours period) is how clever and playful it is.
- Benoit Lelièvre
cover art by Luke Spooner
This was SUCH a great book! I couldn't put it down for two and a half days! It's a bat-shit bonkers story that goes from 0-100 with each passing page.
- SheNeedsAPriest
It's fabulous and so wonderfully dark and fucked up!... also very funny.
-Barbara Duffy
Weird fun.
Hello! I am a Los Angeles townie who writes screenplays and dark fiction. My work has been optioned and/or appeared in anthologies over the last few years. I've written three books. The first, published by Ghoulish books, called LIKE REAL, another awaiting publication through Nightmare Press, called BEHOLD, HE SCATTERS HIS LIGHTNING, and the third, JUNE BRIDE, is seeking a good home.
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Upcoming: Gargoyles
March 19 - 7 pm Pacific
This awesome desert horror creature feature premiered 11/21/72 onThe New CBS Tuesday Night Movies.
After getting word about the existence of a large non-human with wings and horns, anthropology Professor/Doctor Boley (Cornel Wilde) and his daughter (Jennifer Salt) travel to New Mexico to Uncle Willie’s Desert Museum to have a look, and run afoul of the gargoyles, who want their skull back, thankyouverymuch.
There is a gargoyle queen, a biker gang, a kidnapping, and plenty of lore and world-building.
Cornel Wilde is best known for his 1940s/50s swashbucklers and romantic dramas, and best known by me for his noir films: The Big Combo, Leave Her to Heaven, Shockproof, Storm Fear, and Road House, which also stars my darling Ida Lupino.
Jennifer Salt starred, with her former roommate Margot Kidder, in Brian DePalma’s deranged horror film Sisters (also 1972), but is known mostly for being on Soap (1977-1981). Later in life she became a writer and producer on American Horror Story.